i wanna know the story behind this
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
where is she going
There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.
When you, on occasion, hear a song and realize it’s a song you’ve been trying to find for months or years
the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up
this probably tops all the other wisdom teeth videos
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
do dogs think in barks
let’s get this straight
it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you
“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed
Written by an 8th grader
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZINGI’m blown away, wow.
One of the best things i’ve read ..!
when commercials have internet memes in them
This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom